Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I have a CRUSH

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How many times I call una?

…There is this very HOT guy working on my floor. I have been working here for three years and for the first time last month saw him. I am guessing he is a Newbie

I am not sure what he does here but I see him checking the Xerox machines, laser printers and other I don’t knows... I just see him looking everywhere sha. I don’t think he is part of the security team because those guys wear uniforms and he doesn’t. He is also not part of IT because that is my group. So who is he?

Let just call him Xerox guy. Guys I kid you not, God probably spend 3 days molding this guy. He is FINE… but come, Allied you are usually not attracted to light skinned guys, but this one is an exception. I find my self going to the bathroom 6 times a day like a pregnant woman just to check myself ke. I even know the times he will pass my cubicle sef.

Alas when we are alone together (babanla Juxtaposition) – hallway, near Xerox machine, pantry even elevator, I am always frowning. I don’t even know why. I just say hi and pop my earphones in my ears as in – please I don’t want to have a conversation with you” but inside I am like... Men, say something… Why do girls always have to do shakara?

He said good morning today and I just mumbled something under my breath... haa me sef... this mamiwater fine girl that’s in our office, she is a head tuner. I turn head whenever she walks by… And Yes I am straight

So she walked into the pantry and started chatting away with Xerox guy, touching his arms lightly here and there… Is she trying to leave her mark? Omo, if you want to leave a mark, piss on him... ewwwww

I am going to eye her tomorrow… But I am supposed to be professional... ok, I will pretend something entered my eye, and then look her up and down... LOL… what if they start dating (Good for them) but I cant have a crush on someone else boyfriend

Anyway sha, guys I am just excited that I have a crush… I haven’t had one for a while because men don’t just catch my eye like that...

I never date crushes... they are just there for my entertainment…

Wait oh; I don’t even know his name… Are there any rules for Crushes?

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40 comments:

darkelcee said...

You dont even know hot guy's name? lollll.

ok i know you are straight
but just summon up courage and talk to him.

mamiwater wants to scent mark your guy, so act fast! Eyeing her will not solve this. U need to "work" on him *wink*

hugs

SOLOMONSYDELLE said...

First, find out his name.
Second, take a picture on your phone.
Third, post said picture on your blog.
Fourth,...um, I don't know...

fantasy queen said...

you're definately in crush with him.
about dating a crush, i totally dig you on that,thats why i allow myself have dozens of them crushes, its healthy, gives you things to do all those boring meetings(drawing hearts over your name and his and doing the matching game, so you definately have to ge his name)its better than having a truckload of boyfriends.
crushes always turn to crust when you finally have a chat with them.
so get consoled with that thought incase mamiwater gets him first.

but just incase, follow the steps solomonsydelle has thoughtfully listed out. i'd love to see his face. lol

30+ said...

Mo ti mo pe Dudulafe would have taken pole position - yet again

30+ said...

Don't be slow o babe, just go and paper jam the machine like a minute to the time you know he will be coming around and play the damsel in distress.

Don't dig light skinned, men don't catch you like that and you never date crushes (you could easily be talking about 30+)

bumight said...

lol @ 30+'s suggestion
paper jam all the way!

ibiluv said...

babe......crushes are allowed.....u dont have to date them jo...........

i agree with the paper jam.........strike up a convo.....lets see how it goes.....*wink*

Atutupoyoyo said...

Even better when you don't have a name. That way you can prolong the fantasy. Imagine if you find out his last name is Fidisoke? The crush would seem just slightly less sweet.

How are u enjoying the responsibility of being first in line?

Jaycee said...

Ha ha ha...Allied has a crush...I'm so going to tease u about this tomorrow...lolll...

Jaycee said...

Lollll...30+ said u shouldn't be slow o...lolll...

Omosewa said...

Hehehehe im always having crushes...i dont do light skinned either. Lmao@piss on him...im just like you, i'll frown and carry on like nothing is happening.

Sherri said...

lol@ 30+ and solo's suggestions!

crush on girl!

Ms. Catwalq said...

u r so unserious jooo...

thanks for the promos girl

Ms. Catwalq said...

lol@ atutu

fidisoke koo, fehinlele ni

Aijay said...

Lol!!! So u want to eye the head turner. U're not serious. lol.
Play damsel in distress jo. U have nothing to lose.

ablackjamesbond said...

I don drop u anoda mail o

OluwaDee said...

u r so right, crushes r there 4 entertainment.

xerox guy! lol.

For the love of me said...

Couldn't find your link for a long time. Finally found it. Who says you can't have a crush on someone's boyfriend? I have a long life crush on D.Washington and he is married.

Seriously thoug? hgow serious is this crush?

Free-flowing Florida said...

my dear, if na u be dat 4 dat picture, u fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no worry abt d mami-water fine babe. u na pass well well too. just do d feminine thing. wen he's passing, smile @ him & bat ur eyes. be funny. be nice. he'd b confused which one of u he shld go with.

i flirt wit crushes. i find daz d fastest way 2 kill dat infatuation.

Orientatednaijababe said...

Crushes r healthy jare. I like to keep my distance from my crushes becos i get scared of finding some scoin scoin dat will ruin it all.

Allied, i neva start my exam oh...i start next week friday(will holla once i am done)....

Have a lovely bank holiday

Charizard said...

Iwo gan ti e po...ahahn..u sef!

in ma mind what exactly do u wana do abau ur crush gan sef?

lest we all forget...fine bois are usually just that and nuin more...

Queen of My Castle said...

OMG! Crushes just send your confidence level sky-high. I think having such are healthy and quite normal, and they make for some damn good mental stimulation which lead to some of the greatest poetry/stories. LOL

He's prolly not even into the other chick. Women like that kinda irk me. Are you being bashful when it comes to him? *Smirking*

Queen of My Castle said...

LMAO @ 30+

Maybe you should give that a try. Men like to think that they are solving our problems. Too cute

Standtall said...

You dont date your crush? Let us know how this ends o.

I dont think women do shakara o. If you rush they will say u r too forward, if you ask him out they say that is why he is taking you for granted.....

Kafo said...

awwwww
this is sweet

i don't think there are any rules on crushes


awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Naapali said...

I just came to pay my respects and to wish you well as pe you are our kick-off lady.

I suggest you start harboring evil thoughts about Mami-wata, imagine her taking away Xerox from you. Save that emotion for 14thandSerenity.!

@ Ah2-2
- u craze small. Fidisoke!

princesa said...

I can't believe you are still wasting time babes.
Be a sharp babe and chat that guy up sharply,he just might be crushing on you too,lol!

Ekoakete said...

Hmnnn workplace romance?? I wouldn't if I were you. Keep dude as a fantasy, that way he can provide some light relief during the workday.

@Atutu: funny guy...

Baroque said...

crush for entertainment?...not me oh...it seemed like i had a crush recently on this intern in my company, she looked so cool, esp with her popped collar and safety boots...until i met the 3rd person fucking her, all 3 are my friends...i still want to shag my own xerox gurl

AlooFar said...

Xerox Guy? My name is AlooFar

;)

:)

;)

:)

fumosh said...

interesting...

Uzezi said...

go chat him up. u never know how it will be

Bukenzo said...

(Sings)
Allied's got a man
Allied's got a man!

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

mehnnnn allied has a crusg, as in like when did all this happen and nobody bothered to let me know..hehe.. I see you are doing great things midear..

Parakeet said...

Lol...you one crazy gurl. Crushes are okay as long as it doesnt become the real thing. The disappointment is often too much to bear.

Since its been 2 weeks you've had this crush, it is still on? Curious to know.

Sasuke said...

its good to see this side of you abeg runs the guy jo give us some activity i am counting on you allied no dull me oh!

how have you been dear?

Smaragd said...

I copy and paste Solomosydelle and 30+!

have u read Atutu's post on lady in red? this may be ur guy in red o...lol

and that picture u put up shows a hot bod, so mami-wata girl may just be wasting her time sef.

Charibobo, so u are just fine nad nuin more ehn? *winks*

Writefreak said...

You have a crush ona guy you don't know his name? Lol

I concur with solomonsydelle! I need a picture to believe!

The Last King Of Scotland said...

i guess the beauty of having a crush is that its exciting. but if the guy doesnt know he will never care. since u said its for ur entertainment.....go on then,enjoy yourself

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