Thursday, February 14, 2008

Things

I was going to put up another story then I realized it wasn’t appropriate for Valentine’s Day. I don’t want the heaviness of it to tamper with the love in the air (eyes roll)…instead I decided to do the game of THINGS… This should be intresting. I love to see some of your answers and please feel free to add to Things you think people should know..


Things your parents forgot to tell you
That being an adult came with it set of problems -a whole lot of them. If I knew, I wouldn’t have been in a hurry to grow up.

Things you can do to get rid of unwanted guests
While talking to them, go and in out of rooms lighting candles of different colors, then ask them if they want to join you in evoking the angry spirits that live within the wall of your house.

Things you wouldn’t want to find in your Christmas stockings
Vagisil

Things you shouldn’t do at your wedding
When the minister says that you may kiss the Bride that does not include a full body grope.

Things you shouldn’t say to your friend before they go into battle
Be self assured that i will take proper care of your husband. He will not lack anything.

Things people do when no one is looking
Truly being themselves or pulling out a wedgy

Things you shouldn’t do on an airplane
Wear too much perfume or cologne. Please lay off the duty-free shops when you are about to board. Perfume should be a seductive scent when you pass and not make the eyes of the person next to you water

Things you wish were delivered
Men – I wish I can just order them according to how I like and if it is not what I want, I have 30 days to return him.

Things you should not do if you want to make a first impression
Please don’t pick your nose, flick the booger then clean the tip of your finger with your shirt

Things kids know more about than Adults
Forgiveness

Things paramedics shouldn’t say to a patient on the way to the hospital
Any last words?

43 comments:

s.chic said...

Things you wish were delivered
Men – I wish I can just order them according to how I like and if it is not what I want, I have 30 days to return him.

Girl, i agree with you on this on oh! life would be so much easier wouldn't it? lol

Olamild said...

hahahhahahahah waow

"Things you shouldn’t say to your friend before they go into battle

Be self assured that i will take proper care of your husband. He will not lack anything."


so true lol

Honeywell said...

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love it!

Jaycee said...

LOLLLLLL @ ur how to get rid of unwanted guests!!!! Lollll...evoking angry spirits

For real, such tense mixtures of perfumes and colognes on the plane...

Yepa, don't say that to ur friend before he/she goes to battle..lol.

Some of mine...
Things ur parents forgot to tell u:
That their romance wasn't a straight path to heaven...

Things u can do to get rid of unwanted guests
Ignore them completely...go upstairs while they're downstairs (yikes, mean!!!)

Things paramedics shouldn't say to their patients in the ambulance
"I can't feel ur heart beating, pls breathe"

Anonymous said...

lol, funny answers hope were keeping it real. by the way what is Vagicil?

Free To Be Me. said...

LOL at ur post! Kids and forgiveness, so true!

Thanks for checking out my blog and leaving a comment...

ablackjamesbond said...

Any last words?
Hilarious!

darkelcee said...

haaa, funny chic

"Things you wish were delivered
Men – I wish I can just order them according to how I like and if it is not what I want, I have 30 days to return him....lol"

"Money back gaurantee"
how i wish too.....lol

30+ said...

Lol - Evoking spirit will not chase me o, I will just do MFM style for 'em

On the deliveryof Men, you are not alone mehn

LMAO @ Jaycee's things paramedics should say to patient, shuo do you have to tell someone to breathe?! if they are not breathing they prolly dead or can't breathe in the first place ....ROFLMAO

Simi Speaks said...

lol.

may i add?

Things ur parents forgot to tell u:

That marriage takes a ton of real HARD WORK!!!

Seriously, they glossed over that part, but i needed a few courses! lol

have an awesome weekend!

rethots said...

...to unwanted guests, i'd be so quiet they will hear in the silence "hasn't it dawned on you yet?". Then, they'll remember they have an appointment to keep.

disgodkidd said...

Things every adolescent should know:
sex is overrated, so just wait it out.

Things I should have known:
It's the movies; love doesn't work that way in real life.

Pink-satin said...

lol at trying to get rid of unwanted visitors

yayi said...

LOL at the delivery of men. I totally agree with you. We need to start a campaign on this one.

fantasy queen said...

operator:good evening, this is the hunky place, may i take ur order?'

chic:yes please, i'd like a man, about 6'3, dark,should walk with a sexy swagger, dark brown eyes, arse like fire, lips to die for,sense of humour........bla bla bla...and em, and could throw in a bit of an italian accent in there'

operator: thank you babe for calling us, your order would be delivered in 15mins. if not satisfied we guaranty a replacement. enjoy.

fantasy queen said...

k, that was lame, but now wouldnt it be fun?

lol at evoking angry spirits its sure to send me running.

plus hope u had a lovely 'love day'
enjoy rur wkend sweety.

Afrobabe said...

LMAO @ the candles and invoking spirits thing....am off to the shops to get different coloured candles...got to get rid of my boyfriends friend....


I wish I could order sex....you know with all the specs you want...:)

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

too too funny, allied your list is something else.

Ms. emmotions said...

innocence....thats one thing u loose ones u grow up,
phewsssssss being an adult is so much of a burden i must say,

howdy?

Jinta said...

things you should not ask on allied's blog: what is vagisil?

bumight said...

Things you should not do if you want to make a first impression
Please don’t pick your nose, flick the booger then clean the tip of your finger with your shirt


can i eat it instead?

princesa said...

Lol! Was a fun read!

misspumping said...

cant believe that i have just read this and it was posted like a week ago Everything on there was so true anyway you want to interprete them.

Olamild said...

haba update now

Arewa said...

lol.......OMG. this is such a cool post. Absolutely loved :

Things you should not do if you want to make a first impression

Things you can do to get rid of unwanted guests......
Cant stop lauging...x x x
Stay blessed

The Life of a Stranger called me said...

allied, howdy, girl where are you. I HAVE looked for you every where. Come to my office and explain yourself. IMMEDIATELY>

Sasuke said...

lovely guess what not to say to a patient..'any last words' nice one allied loving you by the posts (get your mind out the gutter!!!)lol

Allied said...

@ S.Chic - Won’t it?

@ Olamild – Imagine...

@ Honeywell – Thanks

@ Jaycee – I love your answers but would you really ignore your unwanted guests?

@ Anonymous – Vigisil is for those who have the itchy substation – Google it

@ Free to be me – Lol, I wish Jinta could see your comment – You are welcome

@ Ablackjamesbond – I can’t figure me to get to your blog...

@ Darkelcee – Of course “Money back guaranteed”

@ 30+ - Lol... then I will have to chase you out with your MFM style. That means you will be cursing the spirit within the walls… LOL

@ Simi speaks – Men, I need to start preparing oh...

@ Rethots – Lol, I tried that once and they thought I was sick, so they ended up staying longer to feed me chicken soup...

@ Disgodkidd – You are so right… but I knew that early enough. The same reason I never partook in the mills and boon era

@ Pink-satin – I know right

Allied said...

@ Yayi – where have you been?

@ Fantasy Queen – Me I like your order oh... except the Italian accent because I have this Italian stalker that I am trying to get rid of... I might end up calling the mafia on him

@ Afrobabe – Lol... what is your boyfriend’s friend always doing around?

@ TLOSCM – Lol.. I am here. I called you but no answer

@ Ms. Emotion – innocence… I so miss that

@ Jinta – Vagisil is used for yeast infection.

@ Bumight – That is so eeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww

@ Princesa – thanks... and I see we both love our eyes... We should have a stare down contest

@ Misspumping – I must visit your blog soon

@ Arewa - Stay blessed

@ Sasuke – Hmmmm... You are loving me? I will tell Emma

fantasy queen said...

italian stalker ke... send him my way jare, we could stalk ourselves(ehmmm, if he aint cute, forget i said this)

plus i havent sighted those eyes since, are u loosing ur touch o great one?

UnNaked Soul said...

LMAO @ Things you can do to get rid of unwanted guests... I'll try that... LMAO

nice one sweet *wink*

Toochi said...

i'm only starting to learn to get rid of unwanted guests...but i sure will try this out.

1stpet2v9 said...

lol... i think an update is long overdue...

For the love of me said...

14 February? where have I been?.
Things you should do to get rid of unwanted guests- fall asleep.

How are you?

el~correcta said...

i'm definitely feeling the unwanted guests pointer.i'll try it sometime,thanks.

Anonymous said...

It’s interesting to read how all y'all ladies are talking about money back guaranty or the perfect gentleman, that tall dark Italian accent guy, the macho guy, the professional, the Indian with the nice hair, the African with the braids or afro, the Asian with the slant eyes, and the Jamaican with the dreads just to name a few. What I have come to terms with is that independent successful women often chase men away even the ones of their dreams. Sometimes a guy just want to be friends or talk, but here come the independent woman thinking oh he just wants sex, wants free money, or play her. Even though the independent woman is the person that says what she believes in no matter the consequences, well, I believe that even in your high standards; give the ordinary guy an ear. Except if you prefer to be looked at everyday like the cover of kings magazine, actress in a movie or Beyonce. , but what I have come to terms is that independent successful women often chase men away. Sometimes a guy just want to be friends but here comes the independent woman thinking oh he just wants sex or free money. Remember, the most precious and valuable treasures are sometimes the not the most attractive or glittery. The life time guaranty guy walks in front of you every day, either work, train station, bus stop, airport, office, lounge, movies, etc

laspapi said...

Things you mustn't do on a first date

-look lustfully at her chest area across the dinner table

-take her water, ignore the glass, and back-wash into the bottle as you take a massive swig. Place the bottle back in front of her.

-belch loudly and while picking your teeth and spitting the excavated remnants on the white tablecloth, say, "so, my place or yours?"

Writefreak said...

Nice one!

Things you shouldn't ask a newly married woman...

Are you pregnant yet?

Lol at evoking spirits! i could try that with a neighbour who doesn't wanna leave when she visits!

fumosh said...

Update oh.......

Omosewa said...

lol@ unwanted guests..

thanks for d link ooo, im soooo happy, yay.thanks

have a blessed week, mwahhh

Today's ranting said...

lol! I like this post.

Allied said...

@ Fantasy Queen – I don’t think this is the kind you want…

@ Unnaked soul – I hope it works..

@ Toochi – Good luck

@1stpet2v9 – I think so too

@ For the love of me – Lol... I am fine

@ Anonymous – Noted

@ Laspapi – LOL... so true

@ Writefreak – I was once guilty of that... I once asked a close friend of mine and she blasted me till next week.

@ Fumosh – I hear my sister

@ Omosewa – You owe me oh…

Morountodun said...

Things you wish you never saw anyone do Pick bugger from their nose and stick the finger in their mouth...